Hello! My name is Kristin. I'm addicted to vanilla coke and tv shows that rip my heart out. I reblog a lot of Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Harry Potter, Avatar: The Last Airbender/ The Legend of Korra, Starkid, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Teen Wolf, LOTR and whatever I find funny or intriguing.
What. the. ever. living. fuck. What the fuck. What. The. Fuck. I’m reading Outlander and I just cannot believe what I’m reading right now Jesus H Roosevelt Christ I’m so close to putting this book down and never picking it up again what the fuuuuuuuuuck I must have read beyond what the tv show has gotten to because if the show got to this part there would be a veritable shit storm brewing oh my god I seriously cannot believe this book holy shit get out of here that was not sexy that was not endearing that was not funny stop making jokes and stop saying that it was “now almost tolerable” oh my god I barely like this guy now why why why was this a decision why oh my beautiful Claire you need to run as fast as you can to those fucking rocks and get the hell out of the highlands and back to times where women are treated with more respect please get out get out just get the hell out of there oh lord in heaven I’m not sure if I’m even gonna watch the show now I’m so furious
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
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A bunless hun
the fact that I’m a hopeless romantic really gets in the way of my natural cynicism.
I love watching Bones because Sweets just uttered the sentence “Did the victim have heterosexual relations with his hygienist??” and he was truly and completely confused
okay but if only sith deal in absolutes
what the fuck is “do or do not, there is no try”
pretty fucking absolute of you. i see you yoda, sith bastard